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Friday, February 29, 2008

Is Obama getting moody?

It has been widely reported that presidential hopeful Barack Hussein Obama has quit smoking. Good for him!

Checked what the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal are? Let me enlighten the non-smoking voters:

  • Feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, intense needs, feelings of dependency, a state of near paralysis.
  • Insomnia
  • Mental confusion
  • Vagueness
  • Irritability
  • Anxiety
  • Depression
Right. Just the man we want to have with the finger on the red button!

(Yes it’s fair to call Obi by his full name. Anyone who objects, please, complain to the media for constantly referring to the other Democratic presidential hopeful, the one with some experience, as Hillary Rodham Clinton.)

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